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Daddy, Why Don’t the Lights Turn On?

Well son, you see, there are too many of us living on the planet today.  Too many you ask? Yes, way too many.

How does that relate to the lights? Well, lets imagine that you are a little polluter and everywhere you go you emit toxic gases that can harm the atmosphere, deplete the ozone layer, and propagate global warming.  Now imagine seven to nine billion of these little polluter’s running around living life, being happy, and destroying the planet with their self-serving deeds.

How can we have that you ask?  Well son, the answer is simple, we can’t.  I mean, its not like we can just kill all the little polluters, there are too many of them, for right now.  So we will start with the big polluters.

What is a big polluter? Well, its the giant manufacturing and power plants we see driving around.  They are the equivalent of many many little polluters.

We will make each of these big polluters either comply with the new don’t pollute rules, or shutdown forever.  To comply with the don’t pollute rules, lets say for every power plant, will cost around $3 million for a new anti-polluter air scrubber.

Also to replace the new anti-polluter air scrubber, every power plant will have to shutdown for at least a month to do so.  If they don’t, we will fine them so much they will go bankrupt and imprison them.

So son, thats why the lights didn’t turn on today.  We are saving the environment and all the power plants are bankrupt and in prison.

To see an example of anti-polluter air scrubbers, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_catalytic_reduction

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